wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina shine bright like a ‘gina
My bucket list (or things to do before I die)
Go fool around in Bali, Indonesia Date a girl with a British accent (Not the Northerner accent) Take an LotR tour in New Zealand Go to Rio de Janiero Go to the Olympics (Either/Both participate or/and watch) Date a girl named Isabel Be in a car crash (Car must flip over at least once) Play a guitar in front of a crowd (Crowd must be people > 10) Make out with a celebrity (At least...
At the beginning of the season
whatshouldswimmerscallme: Everyone’s all: 15 minutes in:
What my team looks like on the travel bus
The Siri Miscalculation... Ewan tulong with the...
Thanks to the budget increase for education and a generous donation by Apple Inc. to UP, the new Siri, a new voice-recognition and advanced artificial intelligence, was integrated to the National Institute of Physics supercomputer mainframe. Its job was to make things easier for the professors. It was like having a lab assistant, only it did what it was supposed to do, unlike those incompetent...
Cherry Blossoms... (Ewan tangina Firefly kay...
Two columns of troops marched into the town, with none of the townspeople able to do anything about it. Some wept. A lot stories have heard about the Japanese, the rape and the pillaging. An US straggler said that the Japs were moving into town because of the nearby airfield. A couple of days later, he was caught, then executed. The Major from the Japanese Air Force rode into town in a...
Where did this "Morality" come from?
Back in high school, most students have tried to cheat at least once. We’d write down on our ankles, or forearms, which were sloppily concealed with an out of place long sleeved shirt or a sweater. This was conspicuous and/or inconvenient in a tropical country such as ours, because while we’re trying to cheat, we’d be sweating through those garments like a white man looking for a mail-order...
When people ask if I'm a good swimmer
whatshouldswimmerscallme: On the outside: On the inside:
Holding It In (A Shit Story)
“What was the book that made reading interesting for you?” the teacher asked his class. I quickly answered, “The works of Dr. Seuss!” Only these words stayed in my head and I didn’t actually say anything. My answer was shared to the class by Macaventa, who is very participative and pretty vocal about his opinions. “I think the books that made reading fun for me...
When swimmers run and they look like they are...
A true swimmer's dog
Divers Showing Off III
Things swimmers don't hear
How freestlyers look when they try and swim...
When your teams relay beats your friends teams...
The grades I receive as a student athlete
Listening to my pump up song before my race