May 2013
1 post
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
April 2013
2 posts
My bucket list (or things to do before I die)
Go fool around in Bali, Indonesia
Date a girl with a British accent (Not the Northerner accent)
Take an LotR tour in New Zealand
Go to Rio de Janiero
Go to the Olympics (Either/Both participate or/and watch)
Date a girl named Isabel
Be in a car crash (Car must flip over at least once)
Play a guitar in front of a crowd (Crowd must be people > 10)
Make out with a celebrity (At least...
March 2013
1 post
February 2013
1 post
December 2012
3 posts
November 2012
9 posts
At the beginning of the season
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Everyone’s all:
15 minutes in:
October 2012
6 posts
What my team looks like on the travel bus
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September 2012
4 posts
The Siri Miscalculation... Ewan tulong with the...
Thanks to the budget increase for education and a generous donation by Apple Inc. to UP, the new Siri, a new voice-recognition and advanced artificial intelligence, was integrated to the National Institute of Physics supercomputer mainframe. Its job was to make things easier for the professors. It was like having a lab assistant, only it did what it was supposed to do, unlike those incompetent...
August 2012
3 posts
Cherry Blossoms... (Ewan tangina Firefly kay...
Two columns of troops marched into the town, with none of the townspeople able to do anything about it. Some wept. A lot stories have heard about the Japanese, the rape and the pillaging. An US straggler said that the Japs were moving into town because of the nearby airfield. A couple of days later, he was caught, then executed.
The Major from the Japanese Air Force rode into town in a...
Where did this "Morality" come from?
Back in high school, most students have tried to cheat at least once. We’d write down on our ankles, or forearms, which were sloppily concealed with an out of place long sleeved shirt or a sweater. This was conspicuous and/or inconvenient in a tropical country such as ours, because while we’re trying to cheat, we’d be sweating through those garments like a white man looking for a mail-order...
July 2012
4 posts
When people ask if I'm a good swimmer
whatshouldswimmerscallme:
On the outside:
On the inside:
Holding It In (A Shit Story)
“What was the book that made reading interesting for you?” the teacher asked his class. I quickly answered, “The works of Dr. Seuss!” Only these words stayed in my head and I didn’t actually say anything. My answer was shared to the class by Macaventa, who is very participative and pretty vocal about his opinions. “I think the books that made reading fun for me...
When swimmers run and they look like they are...
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May 2012
17 posts
A true swimmer's dog
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Divers Showing Off III
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Things swimmers don't hear
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How freestlyers look when they try and swim...
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When your teams relay beats your friends teams...
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The grades I receive as a student athlete
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Listening to my pump up song before my race
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