Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
Nine ridiculously awesome fan-made posters for Star Wars Episode 7.
Seriously, Hollywood, find whoever made these posters and commission them for the real movie in a year and a bit’s time. via Comic Book News.
My bucket list (or things to do before I die)
- Go fool around in Bali, Indonesia
- Date a girl with a British accent (Not the Northerner accent)
- Take an LotR tour in New Zealand
- Go to Rio de Janiero
- Go to the Olympics (Either/Both participate or/and watch)
- Date a girl named Isabel
- Be in a car crash (Car must flip over at least once)
- Play a guitar in front of a crowd (Crowd must be people > 10)
- Make out with a celebrity (At least one appearance in a TV show/ featured in a men’s magazine)
- Go to India
- Surf in Australia
- Watch a sunset with the prettiest girl
- Go backpacking around Europe
- Go backpacking around the Philippines
- Join the Mile High Club
- Tell a prof to “suck my dick” (Even if I am no longer a student)
- Eat 5 enormous steaks in a row
- Buy drugs from a black guy
- Skydiving (duh)
- Get shot (Non-lethal, please)
- Make out with a Jennifer (a hot one, please)
- Kick someone’s ass in a barfight
- Go diving in the Great Barrier Reef.
- See the Grand Canyon
- Date a brunette (Natural)
- See the Angel Falls
- See Old Faithful
- Go to Mount Roraima
- Light a river lantern in Hoi An, Vietnam
